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Jones was a fellow who went the pace
wih all his youthful might.
And took a great delight
in staying out all night.
When people were thinking of going to bed
around the West he'd roam.
He'd go to Clubs or go to Pubs,
but never would go home.
But one night inside the club
he gave his pals a fright.
When he said: "I'm going home."
And wished them all goodnight.
They thought that he was joking
and they all laugh'd out aloud.
But Jones look'd very serious
as he shouted to the crowd:

"Oh! I must go home tonight.
I must go home tonight.
I don't care if it's snowing
blowing I'm going.
I only got married this morning,
it fills me with delight.
I'll stay out as long as you like next week.
But I must go home tonight.

Off to the station he made a dash
to ask about his train.
To take him home again;
but he asked all in vain.
They said there's none running
at all tonight to where you want to go.
All traffic is suspended
for the line's block'd up with snow.
He walk'd up and down the platform
anything but gay.
Said he: "I would tramp home.
If I only knew the way."
A porter said.
"You'll have to wait till morning I'm afraid."
But Jones said:
"That's impossible I cannot be delayed.

"Oh! I must go home tonight.
I must go home tonight.
I don't care if it's snowing
blowing I'm going.
I only got married this morning,
it fills me with delight.
I'll stay out as long as you like next week.
But I must go home tonight.

Out of the station he made a dive,
and in the street did land.
He yell'd and waved his hand,
for a taxi off the stand.
He gave his address to the driver
and in confidence agreed.
To give him half a sov'reign
if he put on extra speed.
But smash went the taxi,
for the speed was far too high.
Said Jones, "I don't live up here,"
as he shot in the sky.
He fell down on the pavement
and a p'liceman said belo.
"We'll take you to the hospital,"
but Jonesy whisperd "No."

"Oh! I must go home tonight.
I must go home tonight.
I don't care if it's snowing
blowing I'm going.
I only got married this morning,
it fills me with delight.
I'll stay out as long as you like next week.
But I must go home tonight.

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